toga! toga! TOGA??

so we've been invited to a birthday party for one of the hub's teammates. i went to the mailbox and found a white box that contained this:

there's a list of places to find god/goddess attire ideas, and the promise of free wine and spirits for those wearing their crowns.

so seriously, can you see me trying to squeeze myself into some reasonable facsimile of a TOGA?? i hope it'll be acceptable for me to just show up in a white dress. i don't need the wine and spirits, either. although maybe i'll look for a crown to wear. you know, just to fit in a little. i don't suppose a tiara would count, would it? ;)