we left a little early in order to stop by nordstrom and pick up these:


as we got onto the freeway, i somehow managed to incur the wrath of some heffa who apparently holds a grudge. we sat at the meter at the on-ramp, and once the light went green, i romped on it and got ahead of her when the two lanes merged. i heard her honk at me and thought, "hey, it's not my fault that you couldn't beat my ass off the line." i zipped over into the fast lane and forgot all about her as my radio started playing jessica simpson's first country single.
i know, right? that's craziness. and i hate to admit it, but it wasn't horrific.
and what do you know, here comes angry heffa, swerving into the space between me and the car in front of me and then hitting her brakes. ha! well, she got me, didn't she?
normally, this would piss me off, but i guess i was too amused at jess's warbling. so i just smiled brightly and waved happily at her as she totally mad-dogged me in her rearview. and of course, this pissed her off even more, and she flipped me off as i giggled even harder.
the bean was sitting in her seat behind me, babbling "bah, bah, bah. da, da, da" and blowing raspberries. i said "watch this, monkey" - and i slid over into the carpool lane, honked, and waved merrily at that crazy bitch as i passed her ass. oooooh, that chick was mad. and damn, was it funny. i enjoyed it thoroughly.

we walked through the michael stars shop, checked out the selection of havaianas at urban outfitters (they had so many pretty colors, and they're always buy one, get the second half off, but i restrained myself), and perused the adorable offerings at the juicy couture store. it was fun oohing and aahing over everything, and after a walk through anthropologie, we decided to grab dinner at jewel city diner, a little gem (gem! get it? [crickets]) tucked in a little corner between cheesecake factory and h&m.
of course, the bean had kicked off one of her brand new flip-flops while i wasn't looking, and amber, being the sweetheart that she is, retraced our steps until she found it (somewhere in anthropologie). yay!
amber's classic hot dog, topped with yummy cheese and other delicious stuff:
and my slightly health-conscious blt.
we munched and chatted, while the bean did some peoplewatching and checked out the water show at the nearby fountain. and amber cracked up at the bean's excitement at the sight of me pulling the nursing cover out of the diaper bag. ha! it's pretty funny - as she said, we get excited over food, so why should she be any different? heh.
and when she was done, we got up and walked over to pinkberry, where we enjoyed the yummy, tart goodness. of course, photography is a no-no, so i have no fun pictures to share of the silly faces the bean made as i fed her little bits of yogurt. but this is pretty similar:

and then it was time to go home. good times, good times.
i think i might vote for returning them and getting havaianas.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a nice time!
ReplyDeleteNothing like pissing off the assholes on the freeway :)
The diaper bag is wider in real life than it looks on the website.
ReplyDeleteHad fun today :)
i had so much fun on tuesday :)
ReplyDeletewell, except for what the hot dog did to me later :/
Just read Amber's comment...sorry to hear b/c that hot dog looks so yummy - even at 8:15am! Those pics of the Bean crack me up everytime!
ReplyDeleteI still have not been to Americana! Must do that when I get back ...
ReplyDeleteFun times! And really, isn't the bean going to outgrow the need of a diaper bag pretty soon??
ReplyDeleteYou should have called me. I'm a stones throw away from that place. I could have met up for a brief Bean meeting. :)
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